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NOM Approves of Marriage Between Man, Videogame Woman

A Japanese man’s recent marriage to a videogame character, Nena, is reported here:

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Brian Brown, Executive Director of the National Organization for Marriage (“NOM”), issued a statement approving the union. “We here at NOM believe that marriage is the union of man and woman,” said Brown. “It’s true that the couple can’t procreate, but this marriage, like all marriages between a man and a woman, promotes the naturally complementary nature of the sexes. That nature is revealed even when, through no fault of their own, the couple is incapable of bearing children.”

NOM President Maggie Gallagher agreed, and expressed a concern that gay couples would try to use this marriage as evidence that they, too, should be permitted to wed. “Expect same-sex couples to whine about their “real needs” as flesh and blood people,” she said. “Whatever those needs are, they shouldn’t be allowed to transform marriage from what it’s always been — the union of man and woman. A cyber-woman is still a woman, and we at NOM support laws that bring people, real or virtual, together. Gay marriage tears marriage apart.”

Gallagher also speculated that some who are objecting to the marriage resented the fact that Nena is beautiful. “Those almost impossibly large eyes, that vast smile….Where was I? It all reminds me of how the activist gay community had it in for that poor Carrie Prejean.”

NOM is said to be considering whether to support the couple’s right to adopt children.

  1. April 29th, 2010 at 09:07 | #1

    Carrie Prejean deserves to have her crown. She is beauiful and is also entitled to her own opinion about gays. |’

  2. May 24th, 2010 at 03:20 | #2

    Marriage is one of the most sacred ceremonies that we humans experience. Being married also gives us happines..~’

  3. July 26th, 2010 at 01:04 | #3

    marriage is great specially if you have found a very special someone that is beautiful both on the inside and outside.~;*

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