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Owner of Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident

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Let’s play “Onion headline, or serious headline?”

Read the story here.

It could have been worse; there’s a “death ray” that attacks pool-side guests at a swanky Las Vegas hotel. No, I’m not talking about this unspeakable onslaught, but about this one:

Apparently, the ray can burn through plastic. Mitt Romney found cover just in time.

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